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Shadowfax: Jag skulle aldrig ge ut min msn till en så pass sjuk människa som DuskBringer. __________________________ |
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Nej jag antog det, men snälla snälla snälla, kan ni inte vara lite fredliga? Jag har ingen aning om vems fel det är men det är inte kul att läsa. __________________________ Put some excitement between your legs, ride a horse. |
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Så farligt är det väl inte? Förresten så känner jag mig inte särskilt arg på DuskBringer, utan skojar mest. __________________________ |
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Robert: Nej jag är bara nyfiken på vad ni snackar om. __________________________ Put some excitement between your legs, ride a horse. |
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"Ska vi knulla?" "Nee" "Okej" Gösta Ekman till Bibi Andersson i Det blir aldrig som man tänkt sig  __________________________ Hette cher_is_best förut |
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"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And *poof*. Just like that, he's gone". Kevin Spacey i De misstänkta. __________________________ [Inlägget ändrat av Mr Blue 2006-09-02 15:37:02] |
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tycker nog att den otroooligt feta citatet fran seagal i nan av han skrapfilmer ar: "fuck you and die!" __________________________ |
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Kanske inte den bästa men helt klart en av dom är Vinnie Jones långa replik i Snatch. Den går typ så här: "So... you're obviously the big dick? And the men on either side of you are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little missy faggot balls. You know dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they're not clever. They smell pussy, they want piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good 'ol pussy, and you took you're two little faggot balls along for a good 'ol time. But you've got your piles all messed up. There are no pussies here. Only a dose that makes you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you're having second thoughts. You're shrinking. And you're two little balls are shrinking with you. The fact that you've got 'replica' written down the side of your gun. And the fact that i've got Desert Eagle.50 written down the side of mine, should percipitate in the shrinking of your balls along with your presence. Now...... FUCK OFF! " Så jävla gjuten!! __________________________ Shit don't happen to me - I happen to shit. Unknown [Inlägget ändrat av DuskBringer 2006-04-04 14:01:01] |
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Här är lite suveräna citat och repliker från några av mina favoritfilmer, alla skapade av David Lynch: Från Blue Velvet: Shut up! It's Daddy, you shithead! Where's my bourbon? Dennis Hopper till Isabella Rossellini Suave! Goddamn you're one suave fucker! Dennis Hopper till Dean Stockwell Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon is what you'll drink tonight! Dennis Hopper till Kyle MacLachlan I'll fuck anything that moves! Dennis Hopper Från Wild at Heart: I'd like to apologize to you gentlemen for referring to you all as homosexuals. You taught me a valuable lesson. Nicolas Cage She pulled back those tight orange pants and said, "Take a bite of Peach." Nicolas Cage berättar för Laura Dern Från Twin Peaks - Fire Walk with Me: Well now, I'm not gonna talk about Judy. In fact, we're not gonna talk about Judy at all, we're gonna keep her out of it. David Bowie Goddamn, these people are confusing. Harry Dean Stanton om Kyle MacLachlan When this kind of fire starts, it is very hard to put out. The tender boughs of innocence burn first, and the wind rises, and then all goodness is in jeopardy. Catherine Coulson till Sheryl Lee : Remember Lil's wearin' a sour face. : What do you mean? : Her face had a sour look on it. Chris Isaak till Kiefer Sutherland My name is Annie. I've been with Dale and Laura. The good Dale is in the lodge and can't leave. Write it in your diary. Heather Graham till Sheryl Lee Don't take the ring, Laura. Kyle MacLachlan till Sheryl Lee It was a dream! We live inside a dream! David Bowie Från Lost Highway: : What do you mean? You're where right now? : At your house. Bill Pullman till Robert Blake : I had a dream about you last night. : Yeah? What was it about? : You were in the house, calling my name, but I couldn't find you. Then there you were, lying in bed... but it wasn't you. It looked like you, but it wasn't. Bill Pullman till Patricia Arquette : Man, that wife killer looks pretty fucked up. : Which one? Henry Rollins till Michael Shamus Wiles Från Mulholland Drive: I'm sorry. I'm just so excited to be here. I mean I just came here from Deep River, Ontario, and now I'm in this dream place. Well, you can imagine how I feel. Naomi Watts till Ann Miller : You're still here. : I came back. I thought that's what you wanted. : Nobody wants you here. : Really? : My parents are right upstairs. They think you've left. : So, surprise! : I can call them. I can call my dad. : But you won't. : You're playing a dangerous game here. If you're trying to blackmail me, it's not gonna work. : You know what I want. It's not that difficult. : Get out. Get out before I call my dad. He trusts you. You're his best friend. This will be the end of everything. : What about you? What'll your dad think about you? : Stop it. That's what you said from the beginning. If I tell them what happened, they'll arrest you and put you in jail. So get out of here before... : Before What? : Before I kill you. : Well, then they'd put you in jail. : I hate you. I hate us both. Naomi Watts till Chad Everett :I just wanted to come here. : To Winkies? : This Winkies. : Okay, why this Winkies? : It's kind of embarrassing. : Go ahead. : I had a dream about this place. : Oh, boy. : See what I mean? : Okay, so you had a dream about this place. Tell me. : Well, it's the second one I've had, but they're both the same. They start out that I'm in here, but it's not day or night. It's kind of half-night, you know? But it looks just like this, except for the light. And I'm scared like I can't tell you. Of all people, you're standing right over there, by that counter. You're in both dreams and you're scared. I get even more frightened when I see how afraid you are and then I realize what it is. There's a man, in back of this place. He's the one who's doing it. I can see him through the wall. I can see his face. I hope that I will never see that face ever outside of a dream. That's it. : So, you came to see for yourself if he's out there. : To get rid of this God awful feeling. Patrick Fischler till Michael Cooke No hay banda! There is no band. It is all an illusion... Richard Greene : Mulholland Drive? : That's where I was going! Naomi Watts till Laura Harring __________________________ |
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Okej, en rolig iaf från Mr and Mrs Smith : - Du försökte döda mig igen. - Men kom igen, det var bara en liten bomb. __________________________ Eller från Top gun: första gången kraschade. Andra gången vet jag inte, men det ser bra ut hitills. hmm;D [Inlägget ändrat av Smem 2006-05-17 19:57:51] |
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- Det är snor - SNOR?! - Ja, från spöken - SPÖKSNOR???!!! /Mysteriet på greveholm __________________________ Hette cher_is_best förut http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qHvwnbmMJw&search=rhonetta [Inlägget ändrat av c00per_91 2006-04-04 16:18:25] [Inlägget ändrat av c00per_91 2006-04-04 16:18:36] |
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De klassiska Arnold: Get your ass to mars - Total recall I Know what i heard - End of Days Predator: Get to the chopper! Dillon! You son of a bitch! Whats this fucking tie buisiness! Och den ultimata: God Day! I'm the Guvernour of C-A-A-L-E-E-F-A-A-R-N-I-A.. WHOOOARRGH!  __________________________ "Relax David. Open your eyes" |
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i en i övrigt rätt kass film (tomorrow never dies) finns ett riktigt roligt meningsutbyte (efter att nåra skurkar skrämts på flykten) bond: the way you handled those bad guys were pretty impressing kinesbondbrud: thanks, i grew up in a tough neighbourhood... you handled that motorbike real well bond: thanks, i never grew up __________________________ who do i trust? me - thats who! |
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jag tkr det finns väldigt mkt bra filmrepliker men en av de som ja stärkte hela filmen och gjorde den ännu bättre var slut repliken i brokeback : jack, I swear. __________________________ |
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Hur går det för negern då? i smala susie riktigt bra film __________________________ |
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En del repliker i kocken har jag fastnat för: Martin von Lindé: Vad du tycker och vad jag tycker spelar ingen som helst jävla roll. Det här är hans byssa det är han som bestämmer här. Det är fan inte svårare än så. Peter Stein: Hörde du det Martin. Eleven avbryter förstekocken mitt i en mening. Peter Stein: Martin när jag var 18 hade jag lärt mig läsa och inte bara böcker. Fattar du? Martin von Lindé: Det ordnar sig för för fan. Ska försöka komma på några mer bra repliker __________________________ Lordi rock the hell out of you!!  http://www.lordi.org/ |
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Dô, grabben, känn dig blåååst. Den där modellen e inte hopfällbar. Ja, ja' skulle kunna utveckla den idén, men jag har inte tiiiid. / Göta kanal. __________________________ |
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Det finns en hel ocean, men här är några som kittlas i munnen "Lord its a miracle! The man vanished like a fart in the wind! " /Shawshank redemption "Tänk att jag är så smart, de e ju orättvist mot alla andra!" / Hertig Torulf från Bumbibjörnarna Marty- "How can theese things be happening, Doc? Its like were in hell or something.." Doc -"no, its HillDale... altough I cant imagine hell being much worse!" /Back to the future2 __________________________ |
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Duskbringers tidigare nämnda citat är fan det bästa hittills. __________________________ Miami Vice är bäst på bio just nu, se den! |
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"jag åker dit för att få döppa" torsk på tallin, den är given. eller, "aa det var skönt för mig med" "är det du som är skitgubben?" "du vet under de där trasorna" "är det här spermabussen till tallin?" osv.... __________________________ |
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What is this called? Nigge... winerbreads. Sune Sommar __________________________ |
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"I'm pregnant You Fuckers!!!" __________________________ Miami Vice är bäst på bio just nu, se den! |
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Ingen humoristiskt replik men en jag fastnat för. Främst för råheten Amon goeth uppvisar. Spelad av Ralph Fiennes, en av mina favoriter. Amon Goeth: This is very cruel, Oskar. You're giving them hope. You shouldn't do that. *That's* cruel! __________________________ Interviewer: Do you hate Rocky? Clubber Lang: No, I don't hate Balboa. I pity the fool. Interviewer: What's your prediction for the fight? Clubber Lang: My prediction? Pain. |
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"Mr Anderson" Agent Smith från Matrix. Störtsjön är den repliken! __________________________ |
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Jag såg "A home at the end of the world" igår. Jag kunde inte låta bli att beundra Robin Wright Penn's realistiska vrål mitt i filmen: "Im Pregnant You Fuckers!!!" __________________________ "Im Pregnant You Fuckers!!!" |
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There are two kinds of people in this world - Those with loaded guns, and those who dig __________________________ -Fan vad sjyst att supa med hästhuvud... / Ur "Devil Horse from hell." [Inlägget ändrat av ToxicAvenger 2006-08-29 21:04:41] |
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"Guano bowls... Collect the whole set!" /Ace haha, skrattar läppen av mig! __________________________ |
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Jag älskar när Raoul Duke ska tala kodspråk med Dr. Gonzo i Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.. "Why don't.. ou-yay and I-yay o-gay and et-gay the uff-stay, out of the unk-tray?" __________________________ Kalles |
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Why do you hate me? I don't hate you, I just don't care about you. Glömt vad filmen hette men såg den på bio i Kroatien i somras, ganska klockrent o höra den! __________________________ |
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Här har vi en annan av mina favoriter. Dialogen mellan mafioson Coccotti (Christoffer Walken) och den fd. snuten Cliff (Dennis Hopper) från kultfilmen True Romance. Tillhör i mitt tycke en av filmvärldens bästa dialoger. Coccotti: Sicilians are great liars. The best in the world. I'm a Sicilian. And my old man was the world heavyweight champion of Sicilian liars. And from growin' up with him I learned the pantomime. Now there are seventeen different things a guy can do when he lies to give him away. A guy has seventeen pantomimes. A woman's got twenty, but a guy's got seventeen. And if you know 'em like ya know your own face, they beat lie detectors to hell. What we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don't wanna show me nothin'. But you're tellin' me everything. Now I know you know where they are. So tell me, before I do some damage you won't walk away from. Cliff: Could I have one of those Chesterfields now? Coccotti: Sure. Cliff: Got a match? Oh, don't bother. I got one. So you're a Sicilian, huh? Coccotti: Uh-huh. Cliff: You know I read a lot. Especially things that have to do with history. I find that shit fascinating. In fact, I don't know if you know this or not, Sicilians were spawned by niggers. Coccotti: Come again? Cliff: It's a fact. Sicilians have nigger blood pumpin' through their hearts. If you don't believe me, look it up. You see, hundreds and hundreds of years ago the Moors conquered Sicily. And Moors are niggers. Way back then, Sicilians were like the wops in northern Italy. Blond hair, blue eyes. But, once the Moors moved in there, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with the Sicilian women, they changed the blood-line for ever, from blond hair and blue eyes to black hair and dark skin. I find it absolutely amazing to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, Sicilians still carry that nigger gene. I'm just quotin' history. It's a fact. It's written. Your ancestors were niggers. Your great, great, great, great, great-grandmother was fucked by a nigger, and had a half-nigger kid. That is a fact. Now tell me, am I lyin'? Dialogen är här lite ryckt ur sitt sammanhang och blir naturligtvis bättre med den stämningsfulla bakgrundsmusiken signerad Hans Zimmer. __________________________ Shit don't happen to me - I happen to shit. Unknown [Inlägget ändrat av DuskBringer 2006-08-31 02:25:23] |
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Du har så rätt Duskbringer. En av världens bästa dialoger i en av världens bästa filmscener. __________________________ Vänliga Hälsningar, Markus Elfström, redaktör Filmpunkten |
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Ja den är härlig. Men jag tycker det är så skumt hur den kan komma på den skiten när de bara har kanske 4 sekunders responstid på sig.. Men det är ju trots allt en film.  __________________________ "You changed to beer? Go back to Sake." - Bill Murray, Lost In Translation |
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Skriven av Tarantino, what-the-fuck liksom.. __________________________ Kalles |
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Hi i'm Chucky wanna play? __________________________ Brainiac vardagar kl 20:00 på Discovery Channel. Missa inte!! Lordi rock the hell outta you |
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Vi vet KatrinaL. __________________________ "You changed to beer? Go back to Sake." - Bill Murray, Lost In Translation |
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Hey, Carmine, let me ask you something. What sets off the metal detectors first? The lead in your ass or the shit in your brains? Det är en av de bästa repliker jag hört. __________________________ Come out, come out, wherever you are! |
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haha ja den var bra, var är den ifrån modv? __________________________ "You changed to beer? Go back to Sake." - Bill Murray, Lost In Translation |
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Jason, mother is talking to you __________________________ Brainiac vardagar kl 20:00 på Discovery Channel. Missa inte!! Lordi rock the hell outta you |
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Larry: Ed I'm not comfortable with guard duty, per se. Ed: He's unconscious Larry, He's tied to a post. Timothy York: Whores don't get a second chance. Ed: She was in room ten? Rhodes: I am. Ed: Where's your guy? Rhodes: He's cuffed to a toilet. __________________________ //Angelus - An old man dies. A young girl lives. A fair trade. I love you, Karin Forza Associazione Calcio Milan Forza Rossoneri Forza Detroit Red Wings Forza Frölunda Indians R.I.P Micke Dubois |
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-Go back to the shadow! gandalf, sagan om ringen __________________________ My god, my lord of the rings <33 [Inlägget ändrat av Ana-Ana 2006-09-01 16:33:24] [Inlägget ändrat av Ana-Ana 2006-09-01 16:33:46] |
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